2008

What is proper escalator protical for where to look when riding very long tall metro escalators?

”Escalefter”-individual who stands on the left side of the metro escalator when he...

McCain's Prickly TIME Interview

DATE

So there is a super cool event at the Kennedy Center this weekend, Its a swing dance lesson and then...

TextMarks

“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of...”
— Sir Winston Churchill (via...

We used to cause so much trouble! we had some good crazy...

And then there was 1. It sucks to be the last single one of...

Dear Peter & Ellie & every other person...

peterwknox: Fuck you. Love, Monday

peterwknox: Bathroom Grafitti gets political.  Why would u...

The DUI Mario Kart Experiment

Thought for the Day

antikris: Some people are like Slinkies… They’re really good for nothing, but they still bring a...

“I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost...”
— Totie Fields

So this is my best friend, who also doubles a Dr....

I have lived in the DC metro for some time now, but there...

So, Duane is going to be sooooo angry at me, but i feel the...

“Annoy a concervative, THINK!”
— Bumper Sticker

I have not eaten lunch yet. I am so hungry!!!! I would do a...

lfarm: This window washer isn’t wearing a harness!  FAIL!

So i love Michael Phelps, but why do his medals look like a...

“Twenty-three-year-old Louis Deenan, undeniably the most...”
— World’s Worst Person Decides...

peterwknox: elioty: Is Jon Stewart the Most Trusted Man in...

“Never regrete what you have done, only regrete how you...”
— Sophia Rivers

“I’m starting to think that we can’t leave all things...”
— luish, in this post (via...

(via jackieheartsb) We have been at work for years!!!!!!!!...

Expect the unexpected and never deal in absolutes!

Teach them young about the world

lfarm: Looks about right. Just kidding. Or not. I don’t...

Public Transportaion

Alright urbanites, I live with the Washington, DC metro area. Our pulic transportation system is...

Michael Phelps

So… Michael Phelps eats between 8,000 and 10,000 calories a day inorder to sustain the amount...

jackieheartsb: I’m feeling mischievous today. Red dress...

mylifeinacube: thanks a lot CC-everyone-guy.  Why is he...

Water Polo

Is it just me, or is water polo really kinda gay. I dont doubt its demanding and physical, but its...

mylifeinacube: Triple word!

yeah its warm here lately

You can never go home

Its been said that you can never go home again. I not only believe this; but ask, how many of us...

Chipotle

I have said it once, i have said it a million times! It has been confirmed again today. Chipotle is...

“I’ve built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who...”
— - m (via johnnyfive) This is a...

“Whoever creates the language controls the debate.”
— Jesse James Garrett: jjg.net...

“You can pretend to be serious; you can’t pretend to be...”
— Sacha Guitry (via...

peterwknox: (via mattlehrer)

“He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool;...”
— Sir William Drummond (via...

“Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from...”
— Jim Horning (via...

“People who read tabloids deserve to be lied to”
— Jerry Seinfield Quote found...

“Freedom of speech is better than Sex”
— Madonna quote found at Newsuem...

Randy Pauch died. May he rest in peace. He taught the world...

jackieheartsb: I’m not going to lie: I’d open the White...

“S.N.O.B. Sometimes Naughty Occasionally Behaved”
— Cocktail Napkin

Pope says sorry for all that sex stuff

Do you think he is really sorry? (via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)

Tropical Storm Cristobal not scary at...

(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)

President

I support Duane Reid’s as the Nominee for The President Of the United States!!!!!!!!!!

Enough or not enough thats the question

Memo to self: keep your mouth shut!

I need air!

John McCain is aware of the internet.

R u Serious? (via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)

this is quality

“Black and wack. Thats our bosses”
— unnamed coworker

Isnt she sooo cute! I love her! jackieheartsb: Whoa mama,...

Nuts

Co-Worker 1: Im eating Almonds, but they are salted. All their nutritional value has been stripped away.
Co-Worker 2: Do you like salty nuts?
Co-Worker 1: (shakes head yes) I DO!
Just another day in the office!

Amusement park

Hell Boy: Have a drink Abe.
Abe: Oh no my body is a temple.
Hell Boy: Its an amusement park now, drink up.
This movie was horrible, but i enjoyed this dialog.

Apartment

So im desperate to find an apartment that i can afford! I really dont want to stay where i am now,...

(via peterwknox) This is how most guys do math i think

peterwknox: (via amyyy) They brought the mustache back...

“The Black Word of the day is “Cologne.”...”
— Sherief Gray, one of my best...

its official! My job is secure. I got my work cell phone...

Will you ever be able to sing frosty the snowman again?

“A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and...”
— Leo Tolstoy

I need a man like this, One who will stand...

“That’s the beauty of argument, because if you argue...”
— Nick Naylor in the film (and...

Please believe me that if i wasn’t considering being a terrorist after this airport security...

Dear Nintendo,

jackieheartsb: marco: Congratulations on your success with the Wii. Really. Despite my doubts, it...

“If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they...”
— Eleanor Roosevelt So noted!

“Try to reason about love, and you will loose your reason”
— Anton Chekhov- (via...

“Any idiot can face a crisis — it’s this day-to-day living...”
— Anton Chekhov (via the Message...

mylifeinacube: what i really need is an auto-pilot...

What do you do?

What do you do when you get sold out by someone that is supposed to have your back? Even worse when...

What would you do if you were attacked by a giant blue puppet?

Finally...

jeralyndwile: A day off from work! I don’t even know what to do with myself! I think I might go...

“All that you Touch You Change. All that you change Changes...”
— Parable of the Sower, Octavia...

Followed by we wish u a merry christmas, joy to the world and i think this one is santa clause is...

Theres nothing like sitting in ur appartment on a hot day & u hear the icecream truck pull in...

If any one should like to buy me a christmas in July gift, i...

This is why you should never have kids, let alone more than...

Parenting at its finest!!!

jackieheartsb: dude. Dude

mylifeinacube: Easy, girl. One crisis at a time

Location for a horror film where every one...

mufti: emilyposts: Stupid Raisins, Stay Out Of My Cookies...

BUSH STILL BELIEVES IRAQ WAR WAS THE FUN...

June 27th is national hiv testing day!

OMG popcorn is a seperate level in the Food...

I cant wait for my doomsday laser

Holy Crap! Did any one else fail to realize...

NO FACEBOOK?

This is the article that started these...

jackieheartsb: peterwknox: From this NYMag post about this NYT study What Women Want (Maybe)...

CAN MEN AND WOMEN BE NAKED

Me: Can Women just chill Naked?
Friend: Yes because we are like fairies or exotic creatures of the woods and we are allowed to be naked.
Men are only allowed to be naked when doing naked activities or in the shower. But to just sit and watch TV, Nope Nope. Put on some Tighty Whiteys. They look cute anyways. And then the package looks like a package, in stead of Mr. Wrinkles.
Me: ... :-x

Naked guys

Me and a friend of mine were reading a Tumblr post about women not being turned on by naked men. The conversation went as such
friend: Some men do look really goofy naked. Im not going to lie. I prefer men in their underwear. Its just distracting. 'put it away, its not time for that to be out.
Me: I mean, if your just chilling it is kinda floppy.
Friend: I know. I laugh at it

my good friend jackie, this is for you!

big or small?

Boss #1: [points to her coffee] Is this a big one or a small one?
Boss #2: [redacted], by your age you should KNOW what a big one looks like.
(Some Days i love this job)

“Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.”
— Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)

“Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to...”
— Clarence Darrow (1857 -...

“I like that pink pussy…thing…cat”
— my co-worker in reference to...

“Marriage is no longer about the rest of your life…it’s about...”
— -Ricky Gervais on KIIS this...

“I’m too fat, I need to loose weight before I can...”
— My co-worker/boss/crazy person...

Some times its that serious

SPIRITUALITY?!?!?!? Tableau No, IV, Lozenge Composition

“The Grey Tree” My favorite painter. He sought...

“I wanna be your boo. I don’t really even know what that...”
— Anderson Cooper to political...

Did i miss a memo some where that said we are all supposed to get married...

I was pretty sure i was having a bad day but then i saw that jackie and i were on tumblr radar...

its def a toss up between googletalk and giving 110%

No its not my kitten it is my...

seeing as i am terrified of plane crashes did it ever occur...

I am this kitten, and the quarter is my life. How does one...

its the next generation of cat, apple is so amazing

It might be time we all admit...

HOLIDAYS I SHALL CELBRATE THIS MONTH

JUNE IS: National Accordion Awareness Month Cancer from the sun Month National Lady Lawyers...

The HORROR!!!!!!!

Whats worse than spending a holiday inside? Spending it inside writing thank you notes

You are ready to carry an extra burden now and your positive...

I Got an Office

Starting monday anyone who would like can reach me at my new...

Got To Love Roommates

First 5 and 2

FIN AID

FAIL!

“No man is good enough to govern any woman without her...”