Please believe me that if i wasn’t considering being a terrorist after this airport security trip i wouldn’t blame myself if i was
jackieheartsb: marco: Congratulations on your success with the Wii. Really. Despite my doubts, it continues to sell well — so well, in fact, that people still can’t reliably buy one anywhere. I recognize that you’ve shipped twice as many Wiis per month, on average, as Microsoft has shipped Xbox 360s. But the Wii was released 1.6 years ago. On launch day, it was hype. That’s good. But 1.6...
If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they betray you twice, it’s...– Eleanor Roosevelt So noted!
Try to reason about love, and you will loose your reason– Anton Chekhov- (via Quotationspage.com)
Any idiot can face a crisis — it’s this day-to-day living that wears you out– Anton Chekhov (via the Message Board at The Original Pancake House)
What do you do?
What do you do when you get sold out by someone that is supposed to have your back? Even worse when its some one who should take some responsibility for the situation?
What would you do if you were attacked by a giant blue puppet?
jeralyndwile: A day off from work! I don’t even know what to do with myself! I think I might go shopping later…but then my sister pointed it out to me that I don’t need to. So she kinda bursted my bubble. Anyways, I’m happy to be enjoying my day off not cleaning up dirty dishes and serving jerks who don’t tip me. It’s kinda nice… If it would get warm and sunny I’ll go out to tan…. I’ll keep...
All that you Touch You Change. All that you change Changes You. The only...– Parable of the Sower, Octavia Butler A book i picked up from my professors table, seems like its going to be good
Followed by we wish u a merry christmas, joy to the world and i think this one is santa clause is comingto town. Oh the classic summer songs
Theres nothing like sitting in ur appartment on a hot day & u hear the icecream truck pull in playing the oh so familiar tune jungle bells
Location for a horror film where every one dies or... →
BUSH STILL BELIEVES IRAQ WAR WAS THE FUN THING TO... →
June 27th is national hiv testing day!
OMG popcorn is a seperate level in the Food... →
Holy Crap! Did any one else fail to realize that... →
NO FACEBOOK? →
SO one of my co-workers might soon be faced with this situation, what shall they do??
This is the article that started these...
jackieheartsb: peterwknox: From this NYMag post about this NYT study What Women Want (Maybe) (anybody get my post title reference?) “For heterosexual women, looking at a naked man walking on the beach is about as exciting as looking at landscapes,” she says in today’s New York Times. The article continues: Heterosexual women, Dr. Chivers and her colleagues found, were no more excited by...
CAN MEN AND WOMEN BE NAKED
Me: Can Women just chill Naked?
Friend: Yes because we are like fairies or exotic creatures of the woods and we are allowed to be naked.
Men are only allowed to be naked when doing naked activities or in the shower. But to just sit and watch TV, Nope Nope. Put on some Tighty Whiteys. They look cute anyways. And then the package looks like a package, in stead of Mr. Wrinkles.
Me: ... :-x
Me and a friend of mine were reading a Tumblr post about women not being turned on by naked men. The conversation went as such
friend: Some men do look really goofy naked. Im not going to lie. I prefer men in their underwear. Its just distracting. 'put it away, its not time for that to be out.
Me: I mean, if your just chilling it is kinda floppy.
Friend: I know. I laugh at it
big or small?
Boss #1: [points to her coffee] Is this a big one or a small one?
Boss #2: [redacted], by your age you should KNOW what a big one looks like.
(Some Days i love this job)
Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.– Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.– Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938) Dr. Branson you will be missed
I like that pink pussy…thing…cat– my co-worker in reference to something she ate for lunch
Marriage is no longer about the rest of your life…it’s about the most high...– -Ricky Gervais on KIIS this morning. He’s hit upon the exact reason why I’m eloping if I ever get married. (via kathlellen) If I get married, I honestly want a Quaker wedding and a backyard picnic reception. (via thewordunheard) Agreed—both with the quote’s sentiment and with the reblogged...
I’m too fat, I need to lose weight before I can exercise. I might hurt...– My co-worker/boss/crazy person i know
I wanna be your boo. I don’t really even know what that means.– Anderson Cooper to political strategist Donna Brazile. via LA times’ top of the ticket blog. (via missbrightside) I want to be Anderson Coopers boo!!!!!
Did i miss a memo some where that said we are all supposed to get married asap? ! ? !
I was pretty sure i was having a bad day but then i saw that jackie and i were on tumblr radar together. Now i am pretty sure we rock!