July 2008
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not...
– Sir William Drummond (via enquotations)
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.
– Jim Horning (via enquotations)
People who read tabloids deserve to be lied to
– Jerry Seinfield
Quote found out the Newsuem in Washington, DC
Freedom of speech is better than Sex
– Madonna
quote found at Newsuem in Washington, DC
S.N.O.B.
Sometimes Naughty Occasionally Behaved
– Cocktail Napkin
Pope says sorry for all that sex stuff
Do you think he is really sorry?
(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)
Tropical Storm Cristobal not scary at all
(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)
President
I support Duane Reid’s as the Nominee for The President Of the United States!!!!!!!!!!
Enough or not enough thats the question
Memo to self: keep your mouth shut!
I need air!
John McCain is aware of the internet.
R u Serious?
(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)
Black and wack. Thats our bosses
– unnamed coworker
Nuts
Co-Worker 1: Im eating Almonds, but they are salted. All their nutritional value has been stripped away.
Co-Worker 2: Do you like salty nuts?
Co-Worker 1: (shakes head yes) I DO!
Just another day in the office!
Amusement park
Hell Boy: Have a drink Abe.
Abe: Oh no my body is a temple.
Hell Boy: Its an amusement park now, drink up.
This movie was horrible, but i enjoyed this dialog.
Apartment
So im desperate to find an apartment that i can afford! I really dont want to stay where i am now, but I refuse to shell out the ungodly amount for rent that most place want. The DC metro area is killing me, i cant find places near where i work for cheap and i cant find work where i can afford to live.
Why is it so hard to find a nice sized apartment that has a nice kitchen, lots of closet space,...
The Black Word of the day is “Cologne.”
Example:’Im Broke,...
– Sherief Gray, one of my best friends.
A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is...
– Leo Tolstoy
I need a man like this, One who will stand beside... →
That’s the beauty of argument, because if you argue correctly, you’re never...
– Nick Naylor in the film (and book) Thank You For Smoking. (via gregbrown)
That’s my motto kind of… much to the chagrin of a certain person in my life. ;)
(via sarahchristine)
This movie thrills me to a level even I can’t express.
(via jackieheartsb)
Nick Naylor is my hero! I want to make my...