So i was asked to submit a bio for a board that i was nominated to serve on. Here is what i came up. I think i sound amazing.
Ellie is a current Masters Student in Public Administration at Redacted. She graduated from Redacted in 2004 with a Bachelors in Political Studies. Currently she is working as an admissions counselor at redacted. She has a passion for human rights and particularly woman’s legal issues. She has served MC IFCADV as an unofficial member or the training committee and has attended several IFCADV conferences and was the assistant conference coordinator of the 2008 PASCH Conference held here in Maryland. She has presented a paper on the feminine characteristics of god at the first ever Adventist and Postmodernism Academic Conference and was a respondent in the 2009 Keogh Lecture Series at redacted with a piece titled Succession or Subversion, how to subvert the empire while not neglecting the needs of the world we live in.
“Two people can be perfect for each other but if the timing’s wrong it’s never going to work out. Bad timing is the reason that most normal people end up single. Weirdos and creeps are single cause they are weird and creepy but people like us are single because of bad timing.”—
So…someone in the same conversation explained how they hadnt finished college cause they had kids and couldnt take more than one class a semester also tried to convince me kids were a great idea and i should have some. Im going to go with a no here.