Best little wayne quote ever: i lick her so good she wont even go near beer
Nothing like getting up early and getting all dress up for graduation 2 sundays in a row
Working on my tan for the beach trip
Mom and i weathering the tropical storm that attacked us in laurel at ihop. Makes me miss justin
oh man this is the longest friday on record! i feel like i have been here since the break of dawn. TGIF!!!!!!!!!!
mylifeisaverage: Today I turned 11. I did not receive a letter from Hogwarts. MLIA
Unless you really know me this wont seem that funny. Today i saw that Adventist Singles started following me on Twitter. I mean i know im the golden girl for advocating twitter…but come on really?
Have the house to myself making dinner. I feel so old
reblog with how you came up with your tumblr URL
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The Sequel →
I finished this book last weekend. it was equally as good as the first although not as freightening. it was much more of a philosophical book than the first. But still great reads
i hate back seat drivers!
Dear world, You Can not eat a large sub potato chip large soda and a cookie ame then complain about Your weight and being to fat. Thank You
i need to come home NOW.
(via celesti) Agreed
every ones favorite time of the day….STAFF MEETING!
Keila: I want to drive your car
Me: Can you drive a stick?
Keila: I drove my boyfirends stick
Keila: *Laughing profusely*
So i was asked to submit a bio for a board that i was nominated to serve on. Here is what i came up. I think i sound amazing. Ellie is a current Masters Student in Public Administration at Redacted. She graduated from Redacted in 2004 with a Bachelors in Political Studies. Currently she is working as an admissions counselor at redacted. She has a passion for human rights and particularly...
So my super concervative cousin in OR whom i am unsure has ever had a drink in her whole life just sent me a what alcoholic drink are u request on facebook…WTF?
Ben Johnson owes me lunch!
Two people can be perfect for each other but if the timing’s wrong it’s never...– Love & Sex (via apologies) (via israa) (via kari-shma) (via hit-or-miss) (via lovebot) uhhhhg nah, I’m single cos I make shitty decisions. (via reactorboy) (via bowlingalleylawyer)
When trying to save pennies one Should not go to target. Reguardless of Your best intentions
It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent,...– Charles Darwin (via somethingchanged) AKA:ME in this office
So…someone in the same conversation explained how they hadnt finished college cause they had kids and couldnt take more than one class a semester also tried to convince me kids were a great idea and i should have some. Im going to go with a no here.
I firmly believe in the law as a foundation for all of our basic rights.– Supreme Court Nominee, Judge Sonia Sotomayor, 5/26/09 (via notthatkindagay)
ITS A SHORTENED WEEK. YAY!!!!!
Crazy clouds immediately followed by david scarying lightning and thunder
So i just made my facebook pirate...
So my mom is planning a picnic. Problem is the forcast is for rain this afternoon. So she is madly cooking away to have 15-20 people in my appartment. So who wants to play sardines at my place?
Chillin at home with keila and dave
The way to my heart is though my tumblr!
Best part of trips to academies out side the city…cracker barrell!just 5 miles away
Nothing like red bull at 7am on a saturday before a two hour drive
Forgot the dip!
Chips and cheese bagel bited popcorn buffalo wings pom lemonade redbull… Just a typical night in with jackie
Dear everyone, pink sundresses and tan cowboy boots do not match at anytime. Thank You
shout out to wedmark for helping calm me down and get my cool back. Thanks babe!