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Doctors need to figure out what’s wrong!

My car broke last week as i was driving to the airport. Which caused a great deal of hassle. Now that I have paid every last penny I own to get my car fixed (which was much cheaper than i thought it was going to be), my cell phone broke.

I am afraid that im going to have to get a new one.

Nothing bad every happens by its self.

Being amazing is better than being awesome!

So Travel season is up and running! No rest for me. I am in Ohio till Wednesday Night. I’m thinking of making Dumb Laws a Regular for LE’s Travel Tips.

So here we go:

• Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
• It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
• Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
• It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.

Dumb City Laws in Ohio

Canton

• Electric fences are banned.
• If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
• Power Wheels� cars may not be driven down the street.

McDonald

• Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.

Paulding

• A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.

Strongsville

• Catch 22 is banned.

Toledo

• Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.

Youngstown

• You may not run out of gas.

Car broke down
Forgot to pack pjs
Forgot computer charger
Flight delayed

Long week! If u feeling like pimp, go head brush you shoulders off! Radio throw back!

Quick trip to ulta
Massage
Trip to mall(searching for perfect skirt and maybe a trench coat)
Cleaning my apartment (emphasis on my!)
Evening with jackie and brandon

Take care of your employees and they will take care of your customers.

IMLE

Words of Wisdom from Ethics Class

It has been one hell of a week. I seriously dont want to go on being awake. I want to crawl in bed and never get out.

I feel like my soul is broken.