I am Young Professional just trying to make it in the City. I spend my time trying to convince highschoolers and college kids things about where i work. I happen to be good at it. More importantly, I am not afraid to be myself or to speak my mind. Want to know more? Follow Along. Questions? Email me at [barker.ellie@gmail.com] follow IMLENDC at http://twitter.com BARKERBAN.tumblr.com Tumblr (3.0; @imlendc)http://imlendc.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://blog.jaclynday.com/">Jackie</a> is coming out with me tonight!</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/252473432http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/252473432Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:44:39 -0500<p>Where we live is so flat You Can see into the future, for fourty days- one of my student workers</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/250805633http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/250805633Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:56:32 -0500<p>In 6 min washfm will start playing christmas music! So excited</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/250765795http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/250765795Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:55:35 -0500<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktb70rpZX11qzlu28o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://animalinsider.com/post/248728135/whiskeyandgoatsmilk-via-ahlowhee">animalinsider</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://whiskeyandgoatsmilk.tumblr.com/post/248725009/via-ahlowhee">whiskeyandgoatsmilk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://ahlowhee.tumblr.com/">ahlowhee</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>This dog was soo cute. It made me feel better about the fact that i died in this movie.</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/248731729http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/248731729Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:56:48 -0500http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/248593464http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/248593464Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:54:54 -0500<p>So, every one remember <a href="http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/96269785/when-phill-and-i-first-met-he-gave-me-an-all">phill</a>? Thats right the guy who was great, until he dropped off the face of the earth? well i got an email from him that was a month old expressing to me how much he loved me and cared about me and blah blah blah. So i call him to be like wtf? and his girl friend of a month answer the phone and berates me about who i am and why im calling her boyfriend. She then starts texting me from her phone wanting to know why im want to call him, whats going on. She then informs me he doesnt want to talk to me. Which she then calls me hands him the phone so he can tell me he doesnt want to talk to me, him and i talk for fifteen minutes. he saves my number in his phone and thats that. She then sends me two pictures of them kissing. i text her back and she says it was an accident.</p> <p>Morals of the story…</p> <ul> <li>Dont Send a girl a love email on october 21 and when she calls on Nov 17 have a girl friend who you have been seeing for a month. </li> <li>Dont answer your boyfriends phone </li> <li>Dont assume the girl calling your boyfriends phone is some one he is sleeping with</li> <li>Do not text a girl from you own phone, cause then she has your number</li> <li>Do not be a crazy jealous b after dating a guy for only a month</li> </ul>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/248592265http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/248592265Wed, 18 Nov 2009 11:53:29 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktal0k6gkI1qzqsgqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://absurdlakefront.tumblr.com/post/248510008/dustindeckard-cockadoodle-doo-motherfucker">absurdlakefront</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dustindeckard.tumblr.com/post/248507403/cockadoodle-doo-motherfucker">dustindeckard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cockadoodle-doo, motherfucker.</p> </blockquote> <p>Ha!</p> </blockquote> <p>quality.</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/248522984http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/248522984Wed, 18 Nov 2009 10:24:13 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kta9g8Tsfp1qz81bko1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New Message</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/247904613http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/247904613Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:26:33 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kta9f0HYIH1qz81bko1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New Message</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/247903713http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/247903713Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:25:49 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kta9d2RfHT1qz81bko1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New Message</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/247902218http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/247902218Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:24:39 -0500<p>We just won a trivia competition at hooters. Thats right hooters. Best dinner ever</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/247890690http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/247890690Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:15:13 -0500<p>Just a shout out from my flight. I love having inflight internet. It seriously is the best thing ever!</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/246587045http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/246587045Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:00:27 -0500“Referring to women as “bitches” is definitely one of Jay-Z’s 99 problems.”<br/><br/> - <em>Jordan (via <a href="http://sade.tumblr.com/">sade</a>)</em>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/246584933http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/246584933Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:58:36 -0500<p>I just saw a sign that read ‘correctional facility do not pick up hitchhikers</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/246357067http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/246357067Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:19:31 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt6fnkImFz1qz81bko1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>New Message</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245376317http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245376317Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:50:10 -0500<p>Thats the tackyest thing i’ve ever seen made of lace plastic forks and fake pearls. Got to love old people and their idea of classy</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245375720http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245375720Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:49:36 -0500<p>Hard as it was its over. The service was great. Mom did a great job and it was clear how many lives She touched</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245300166http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245300166Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:35:56 -0500<p>Hard as it was its over. The service was great. Mom did a great job and it was clear how many lives She touched</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245298392http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245298392Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:34:03 -0500<p>Everyone is worried about mom making it through this, but i’m not sure i will</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245077638http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245077638Sun, 15 Nov 2009 14:48:40 -0500<p>I really need someone to be there for me today. His absence is noticed. If You cant be what i need then i cant be what You ask</p>http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245030422http://imlendc.tumblr.com/post/245030422Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:58:42 -0500