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What is proper escalator protical for where to look when riding very long tall metro escalators?

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:11:17 -0400

What is proper escalator protical for where to look when riding very long tall metro escalators?

”Escalefter”-individual who stands on the left side of the metro escalator when he...

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:05:58 -0400

”Escalefter”-individual who stands on the left side of the metro escalator when he should stand on right. (Metro rail advertisement)

McCain's Prickly TIME Interview

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 12:52:16 -0400

McCain's Prickly TIME Interview:

jackieheartsb:

smartblonde:

awesome! this is definitely the kind of attitude i want in MY white house! rock on america!

This is fascinating.

Um i dont think he can remember why he is being interviewed. Oh wait, its cause he is running for president, old people for get so easy

DATE

Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:40:56 -0400

So there is a super cool event at the Kennedy Center this weekend, Its a swing dance lesson and then live music and dancing on the terrace over looking the Potomac. I really want to go! However, i do not have anyone to go with other than my best friend and her fiance who are going together. Any one in the DC area and not crazy free saturday night? hit me up at barker.ellie@gmail.com

TextMarks

Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:48:36 -0400

TextMarks:

(via nickmcglynn)

AMAZING!!!!!!

"It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been..."

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:37:08 -0400

“It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.”

- Sir Winston Churchill (via enquotations)

Photo

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:42:16 -0400

We used to cause so much trouble! we had some good crazy times

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 10:13:25 -0400

We used to cause so much trouble! we had some good crazy times

And then there was 1. It sucks to be the last single one of your...

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:58:49 -0400

And then there was 1. It sucks to be the last single one of your friends you grew up with, but i cant hate on my girls! Best of luck carissa and dane and kerah and ryan!

Dear Peter & Ellie & every other person ever!

Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:50:12 -0400

peterwknox:

Fuck you.

Love, Monday

peterwknox: Bathroom Grafitti gets political. Why would u feel...

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:05:48 -0400

peterwknox:

Bathroom Grafitti gets political.

Why would u feel the need to write this while using the facilities?!?!

The DUI Mario Kart Experiment

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:03:07 -0400

The DUI Mario Kart Experiment:

notthatkindagay:

(via muppetpants)

We measured three players while sober, with around .04% blood alcohol content (BAC,) and around .08% BAC. This all occurred on the “Mall” level. The results are interesting…

Player     0 BAC     0.04 BAC     0.08 BAC     Avg Time

Andrew    3:45       3:36           3:36            3:39

Mike        3:26       3:22           3:22            3:23

Remi        3:35       3:23           3:23            3:27

Averages 3:35       3:27           3:27            3:30

The results are interesting! Notice that we completed the courses quicker across the board with alcohol in the blood, and all three of us had the same times with .04 and .08 BAC.

So what is the conclusion? Drinking and driving is obviously faster, and should be encouraged! (But only in video gaming, kids.)

I wonder what the lady who preached the sermon at church would think of this study

Thought for the Day

Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:39:31 -0400

antikris:

Some people are like Slinkies…

They’re really good for nothing,

but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs

Yeah some people!

"I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks."

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:02:56 -0400

“I have been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.”

- Totie Fields

So this is my best friend, who also doubles a Dr. Evil’s...

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:00:08 -0400

So this is my best friend, who also doubles a Dr. Evil’s female half on the weekends

I have lived in the DC metro for some time now, but there are...

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:56:09 -0400

I have lived in the DC metro for some time now, but there are still some sights that can take my breath away. The views from the Newsuem are one them.

So, Duane is going to be sooooo angry at me, but i feel the...

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:49:00 -0400

So, Duane is going to be sooooo angry at me, but i feel the world needs to see this picture

"Annoy a concervative, THINK!"

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:55:42 -0400

“Annoy a concervative, THINK!”

- Bumper Sticker

I have not eaten lunch yet. I am so hungry!!!! I would do a lot...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:15:25 -0400

I have not eaten lunch yet. I am so hungry!!!! I would do a lot of things for some of these right now!!!!!!!

lfarm: This window washer isn’t wearing a harness! FAIL!

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:22:52 -0400

lfarm:

This window washer isn’t wearing a harness!

FAIL!